I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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