woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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