Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
if only i could text you this smell
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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