I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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