Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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