so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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