what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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