have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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