People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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