32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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