I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
A bitchslap is in order.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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