i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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