Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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