I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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