But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it ðŸ˜
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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