You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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