we have officially lost it.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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