sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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