Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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