i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Boobs are out for the taking
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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