There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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