Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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