bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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