weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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