Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You can make out without kissing
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