I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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