just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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