Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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