Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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