North Korea, Best Korea!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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