what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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