He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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