Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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