the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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