oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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