Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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