I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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