I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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