508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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