mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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