all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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