some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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