sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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