Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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