Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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