Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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