i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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