i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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