He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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