i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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