wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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